everyone posting about pottermore is just asking for a slap gossip hurl xox
yohaley: So if you cum on a girl’s face, is that considered a baby shower?
fabogash: i used to spend ages practicing how to do the “phones 4 u” signs with my hand
Anonymous asked: you're cuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeee c:
I love my life hehejeohijihihoho
undercunt: idk whenever someone falls out with me or breaks up with me the first thought that goes through my head is “you will regret this when i am really famous and i am a superstar” and then i think about me dancing on some broadway stage omg
Collapsed on the table of the coach and fell asleep, and the stupid women next to me woke me up by shouting USE YOUR POWERS!!!! I can’t feel my arse or legs and I want to be with Jev now ok
colly-: F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN U IS FOR URANIUM…BOMBS N IS FOR NO SURVIIIIIVOOOOOORRRRRSSSSS
Beyonce - I Was Here
britishwhore: joshdg: aw all my packing’s done and i had to vacuum pack all my clothes to fit it in one bag so now i just need to pack my mac, shower stuff etc this week will be fucking grand. I still haven’t tidied i’m really rubbish at it and after the parents being all sucky i have no motivation. :( I want to send my dad to norfolk or something where he can lecture and then just my mum...
micoolbetts: the “tumblr university” and “if you reblog this, you’re a wizard - muggles can’t reblog this!” posts are actually the cancer of this website everyone who reblogs them seriously: drop.
aw all my packing’s done and i had to vacuum pack all my clothes to fit it in one bag so now i just need to pack my mac, shower stuff etc this week will be fucking grand.
sandrabollocksblackbaby: IN NEW YOOOORRKK CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO
aw hi tonight was quite good tbh; i got to bath then dress Lucas, ugh he is the cutest baby in the world and he is now mine ok my nan gave me all of my old clothes back she had for ages and some were great and others not so much put them away and then decided to clean up my wardrobe and it is so neat wo0o0o i found my old school stuff that all my friends wrote on AWWW now all i have to do...
thehellcatserenade asked: I'm liking how my face is next to yours. We'd make one hot ass fab couple ;-) <3
Skins / Season Four Finale, Naomi’s speech to Emily I’ve loved you from the first time I saw you. I think I was twelve. It took me three years to pluck up the courage to speak to you. And I was so scared of the way I felt, you know, loving a girl, that I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch just to make it feel normal. I screwed guys, to make it go away, but it didn’t work. When we got...
The premise of the video is that I walked all the way from New York in this kind...– Lady Gaga on her new video for “You and I” (via youve-left-me-speechless)
"You're a disgrace to my nation of polly pocket...
fuckingmagik: i hate when you really want it to be another day and everything is going so SLOW wah
burgrs: i need attention 24/7
tumblingwithoutmyurl: tumblr is a lot like onion rings at first everything is really good but then you have too much and you can’t stop and you end up dying fat and alone in your underwear
fuckingmagik: i think if i lived in america i’d just supersize everything for the fun of it and become obese within a month